If someone close to you "touches up" your face in Photoshop without talking to you about it first, don't wait 12 years to throw them out of your life.

Take a break from the internet once in a while. It's good for you.

"Worrying is prayer for things you don't want."

A paragraph a day keeps the whatever at bay.

Writing on the internet used to be a big deal. Now it's just a thing we do.

Stay hydrated, babies.

Your day can only ever be as good as you let it be.